Unleashing your inner ????

I love Halloween. It's the start of the holiday season; a time when we're all guaranteed to be in a good mood. Even if your year has been horrible, you are still in a good mood because this crappy year is almost over. Some of you are wondering why I'm waxing philosophical about Halloween. I am because I believe that you should have Halloween in your heart all year round. I believe you should be nice to little snot nose children who come begging: be it for candy or other things. I believe you should indulge in the candy aspect all year round just as you do the days after Halloween. I believe that you should be the slutty/naughty _________ all year round. Why do I believe these things? Well, I'll tell you.

I believe that you should be nice to grabby and greedy children just as those were nice to us when we were that age. Why? Because they'll be working/owning the nursing homes we'll be staying in in about 40 years.

I believe that you should indulge with candy on a daily or every other day basis. Why? Because more than likely you stole it from your kid and that amount of control feels GREAT and secondly, you're nicer with a little chocolate in your system. Just don't let your a$$ get too big as it will affect number 3.

I believe you should be the slutty/naughty (insert your costume name) all year round. Why? Because you have a pep in your step and a confidence you only possess when you are wearing a slutty/naughty costume. Why only enjoy that confidence one damn day a year? You're fine and you should work that daily...

Now, stop shaking that child, grab a piece of candy and get out there and show off your fine self!